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Author Subject: The world's funniest joke. Official.
madis
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posted on 8.14.2003 at 20:19 Reply With Quote
i heard this joke yesterday.. and i dont think its funny in english as in its original language..

anway, a young kid and a old woman sat on a bus opposite eachother..
the lil fella took out chewinggums and started chewing..
a few seconds later the old lady says: "son, its no point of you talkin, i cant hear a word you are saying"






» some people believe soccer is an matter of life and death. i'm very disappointed
   with that attitude. i can assure you it is much, much more important than that.

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whatisthematrix
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posted on 8.14.2003 at 21:01 Reply With Quote
lol, adis..pretty fun..but I think all jokes are a bit boring..




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posted on 8.15.2003 at 13:50 Reply With Quote
here we go ....


A guy wakes up and his wife looks at him and says ... you don't look so good, you alright? He says, "Yeah I feel great" ... This conversation keeps happening through-out the day, "You look bad, you okay" ... "Yeah I feel great!" ... so the guy gets concerned and goes to teh doctor... the doctor just doesn't know what going on ... he says "Looks bad, feels great ... I just don't know lemme look it up in my dicionary..." So after some searching and mumbling the doctro points at the book sharply and exclains "LOOKS BAD FEEL GREAT! I got it! You're a Vagina!!"






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posted on 8.16.2003 at 05:17 Reply With Quote
LMFAO!! nice one adam lol




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madis
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posted on 10.2.2003 at 21:47 Reply With Quote
NASA Develops High Tech Pen

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered
that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity.

To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 million
developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater,
on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from
below freezing to over 300C.


The Russians used a pencil.




» some people believe soccer is an matter of life and death. i'm very disappointed
   with that attitude. i can assure you it is much, much more important than that.

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Abhi
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posted on 10.3.2003 at 17:57 Reply With Quote
lol.




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posted on 10.3.2003 at 19:12 Reply With Quote
Rookie's joke is the best after the brownŽand sticky in the beginning of this topic. That one was so funny I caughed my loungs out.
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posted on 10.3.2003 at 19:24 Reply With Quote
very good... i think i would just use a pencil too...





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posted on 10.15.2003 at 02:20 Reply With Quote
Haha them are great guys! The first one in this topic has got to be the best however!
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posted on 10.15.2003 at 13:08 Reply With Quote
Pirate Theme Coming:

Q: How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
A: A buckaneer!

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A pirate walks into a bar, he has a pegged leg, a hock for a hand and a patch on his eye. He walk up to the barkeep and the barkeep inquisitively ask, "What the hell happened to you?" The pirate says, "Lots of stuff laddy, lets start with mi leg..."

"I fell over board and when mi mateys were a pullin' me back on deck a bastard of a shark jumped outta da water and took of mi bloody leg"

"Then with my hand, I was fighting the armada, and one of the bloody wankers got me hand with his blade..."

"And I lost my eye to a seagull pooping in it"

Bartender, "Wait a seagull pooped in it? That's pretty weak compared to the rest of that stuff..."

Pirate, "Well the hook was new and all!"

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A pirate walks into a bar, he has a steering wheel in his zipper. The bar tender ask him, "Isn't that aggrevating having a steering wheel in your zipper?" The pirate respons, "Aye! It's driving mi Nuts!"





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